Nostradamus

---Nostradamus, these predictions you've made are astounding.
---Thank you. Read them a second time, and you'll find things you missed.
---I will. But sir, what is your method?
---I'll show you. Here, do you have a piece of lined paper and a pencil?
---Wide or college ruled?
---Either will work. Now, in order to gaze into the future, we must divide it into several categories. Place of Residence, Occupation, Salary, Spouse, Vehicle and Number of Offspring.
---Is this how you do all your predictions?
---This is a time tested method. It never fails. Now you just fill in the categories. For example, under Place of Residence I'm putting Paris, Rome and just for fun, Pooptown.
---Where is that? Poland?
---Now you say stop.
---I've always thought your predictions were more about, you know...geo-political trends and what not.
---Say stop.
---It's just--
---Say it!
---Stop.
---Ok...thirteen, so...
---I'm finding all of this sort of difficult to believe.
---Well, you would. Considering you're Mayor of Pooptown.
---Who am I married to?
---Terri Hatcher.
---Who's she?
---Only time will tell.