Up In The Lab

DR. DRE: Alright, Snoop, let me run this second verse by you.
SNOOP: Cool, let's hear it.
DR. DRE: So you go "If you ain't up on things" and then I go "Dr. Dre is the name/I'm ahead of my game/Still puffing my leafs" and then I wanna throw it back to NWA with something like, "Still fuck with the beats/Still fucking police."
SNOOP: Wait...still fucking police?
DR. DRE: Shit. No, that's not...that's not what I meant.
SNOOP: Because that sort of implies that that, not only are you having sex with officers of the law...
DR. DRE: I know, I know...
SNOOP: ...but also that you are continuing to do it and have been doing it for some time.
DR. DRE: Alright, so to avoid confusion I'll change it to "Not fucking police".
SNOOP: That makes it sound like you like police. Either that or you're trying to convince people that you are not having sex with the police.
DR. DRE: Why are my feelings so difficult to articulate?
SNOOP: I do not know.
DR. DRE: What I want to communicate is that the feelings I have for police are the opposite of love.
SNOOP: We're over-thinking this. I didn't have this problem when I came up with the phrase "still waters run deep".
DR. DRE: Alright, we'll keep it simple. "Still not loving police".
SNOOP: Cool.
DR. DRE: "Not loving" is the opposite of "fucking", right?
SNOOP: As far as I know.
DR. DRE: Good. I'm glad we sorted this out. The last thing I need is this album implying that I'm gay.
SNOOP: Absolutely.
DR. DRE: Oh hey, while you're here, help me out with this "Forgot About Dre" verse, I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a reference to the Cabbage Patch Kids.
SNOOP: Let's send Eminem on a coffee run.